A Story of Many Objects

Once upon a time there was an Xbox controller who had a best friend who was a juice box whose mother was a fan blade covered in a refridgerator's aunt's cousin's roommate's blood, and the roommate was a faucet who was in love with the aunt, who was a chimney that liked dancing with her cousin, whose wife was a chimpanzee with a large nose and was treated as a jew by all who knew her because she happened to have the large nose, whose mucus liked playing double player Ms. Pacman with the blood cell's from the roommate's blood at the refridgerator's best friend's (Johnny Bibbleydoo the Paper Plate) pizza parlor (Johnny Bibbleydoo the Paper Plate's Pizza Parlor), which was co-owned with a coffee mug whose father was a vase with a mustache whose mother was a chinese candlestick rapist who was a computer monitor, and one of the chinese candlesticks that she raped was left incoherent and sent to the Asylum, who was run by the Xbox controller's girlfriend, who was a camera that got dumped again and again by the Xbox controller, who didn't like the fact that the camera's memory card kept on being allowed to 'go inside her,' and knew that the memory card enjoyed it quite a lot, because he did love going inside her, but not for sexual reasons but for the reasons that he got to see the wineglass who resided inside the camera, and they would dance and dance and dance, waiting until the day that the Rubik's Cube, the great hero of Inanamata, would come and rescue the wineglass at last.