2012 IS A LIE!!!

Okay. I just saw the Knowing, and it scared the crap out of me. usually i only experience the basic 'holy shit i'm walking down a dark hallway and there's going to be a fucking puzzle box in my room and i'm going to solve it and i'm gonna get captured by the goddamn cenobites and i'm too freaked out to remember that the chances of that happening right after i saw the movie is like, a million to one, and besides there's no demon with needles in his head that comes when you solve a rubik's cube, and this is a really long run on sentence' thing that you experience when watching a scary movie. But the knowing was about planes crashing and subways blowing up and all that shiznit. that crap really happens, and i'm probably not getting onto a plane for six months. but the whole solar flare that's supposed to happen in 2012 and blow up the whole world COULD happen, but i don't see me spontaneously combusting because of some prominence that just happens to occur when the earth is by the side of the sun that this great gout of flame is spawning from the fiery depths of a gigantic ball of nuclear reaction that for some reason is what keeps me alive, but will supposedly mean my death. Just because the Mayan calendar ends at 2012 does not mean that that's when the world will end. Maybe the astronomer guy just got tired or suffered from extreme hand cramp. hell, people thought the world would end in 2000. It's 2000-effing-nine and i'm still alive. when 2012 rolls around and all of those idiots realize they were wrong, they will say they made a 'miscalculation' and set it for something like 2033. or maybe i'm wrong and it will end. but i don't think so. here's a story for you:

once there was a psychic dude who claimed that jesus would return. he set the date and place and all of the Christians came with him and went on top of a hill and waited. when midnight rolled around, and there was noone, he said he made a 'miscalculation' and that it would really happen tomorrow. so, the next day they went to the hill. at midnight, he said it was really next week. and so it went on. and many of the people kept coming. why? the three F's:
fear
faith
fucked up mindset.

-Scott Zion